Brits, Brides & Botox
Welcome to the Britain, Brides and Botox Edition of What’s In, What’s Out, What’s Hot and What’s Definitely Not in the World of Plastic Surgery with Josh and Julie. Be sure to stay tuned until the end of this episode to hear our special May offer just for you. The Victorians believe that women age faster than men, a myth that persists today. While men supposedly didn’t show signs of aging until they were 48 or 50, the women were deemed over the hill at age 40. Well, we all know that this theory doesn’t hold true as men and women do actually age at similar speeds. But I will admit that we women do tend to scrutinize ourselves a bit more closely and spend more time on our appearance. According to Great Britain’s Sun Newspaper, women spend approximately seven weeks of their lives washing their faces, four weeks exfoliating, six weeks applying moisturizer, nine days tweezing their eyebrows and twenty three days oiling their skin. Now, who doesn’t want oilier skin? Maybe this is a British thing? Not sure. And speaking of Great Britain, according to Leonardo da Vinci’s Golden Ratio, Meghan Markle has been ranked more attractive than Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge. Megan scored an 87.7% rating, coming close to what the Greeks considered to be perfect facial symmetry. While Kate only scored 86.6%. Sorry Kate, I guess you’re just 1% less attractive. And the Brits do love their tea. Perhaps their secret is drinking new VidaCup, a line of beauty blend infused tea that claims to give you instantly younger skin. The tea contains vitamins and nutrients such as collagen, biotin and folic acid, powerful supplements that can help strengthen hair, skin and nails and support the skin’s ability to repair itself. So let’s have a spot of tea, Pinky. Well, here in the US, the peak wedding season is upon us and Botox is often on the top of the wedding planning checklist, right up there with flowers, cake and a photographer. Many brides are now choosing to host their own private Botox parties right here at Advance. So I ask you, would you rather have a drunken bachelorette party in a bar with male strippers? Don’t answer that. Or a classy private Studio A Affair where the champagne and Botox are flowing freely. If the latter is what you prefer, we can cater to your needs with a private affair so that you and your wedding party are wrinkle free for your big day. Just call my co-anchor Josh here and he will set everything up for you. And wedding bells are in the air for a few well-known celebs. Fifty-six year old actor Nicolas Cage recently married twenty-six year old RICO Ciabatta in Sin City, making this his fifth marriage. It doesn’t look like he did any pre-wedding rejuvenation in spite of their 36 year age difference. Maybe he partied a bit too hard at his last four bachelor parties. I’d say he could use a bit of Botox in his crow’s feet and glabella and a bit of fillers in his under eyes, along with a follicular hair transplant and laser cap. Yep. And the long awaited wedding of 51 year old Gwen Stefani and 44 year old Blake Shelton will finally take place this year. While Stephanie staying mum on the topic of plastic surgery, top plastic surgeons are predicting she’s had cheek filler, a rhinoplasty, Botox to drop her upper lip and reduce the gummy smile, and also in her crow’s feet and eyebrows, lip injections and also a chin implant. And according to a recent article in People magazine, Steffanie says, I look the best I’ve ever looked since I started kissing Blake. Love must look good on me. But in addition to kissing, the secret to her youthful appearance could also be an orgasm a day, which is said to keep wrinkles away. Yep, it’s true. Many recent studies have indicated that daily orgasms contribute to more luminous, vibrant, younger looking skin, with those participating in the study looking up to five to seven years younger than their actual age. I’m setting a reminder. Daily. With Siri right now. OK, so why not give the gift of no more wrinkles to a special man or woman in your life with an Advanced Gift Card? They make the perfect Father’s Day gift or Wedding gift. And for the month of May, we’re offering a $1,000 gift card for only $800. And don’t forget to ask about our private Studio A Affair Parties. That’s it for today’s Britain Brides and Botox edition of What’s In, What’s Out, What’s Hot and What’s Not. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe to our YouTube channel so you don’t miss a single episode. You can schedule an appointment by calling 513.351.Face Or visiting 351face.Com
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